Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.
Jesus christ you’re cute
you’re my new hero
wear high waisted shorts more often ‘cause DANG!!! You beautiful girl!!
Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil
then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING
Friendly reminder that bad social justice is a vicious cancer on basic humanity.
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
That CNN Anchor who said police should turn “water cannons” on the protesters… yeah, her ass is gone! #staywoke #cackling
it’s not a phase, mom
I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT
reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it